This is a journal update.

Or "news post" as Newgrounds would refer to it as.

I don't even know why I still come here every couple of months. Boredom, I guess? Nostalgia for my first "official" forum?

...who am I talking to?

That is my current opinion of the forums now. Blah.

I'll still drop by every now and then, though.

BAH WHO CARES ABOUT ME LOLOLOL.

...and I have no clue as to how I should be using it.

Luigi is saddened by this fact.

I'd like to have you come down here over the weekend leaving as many comments as possible to stroke my ego.

That'd be greeeaaattt.

Yeeeeeaaaahhhh.

Honestly, how many times have we seen pandering reviews like this?

I may seem nitpicky, but the amount of times I have seen reviews like these are just staggering.

If I've offended you with a post of mine, feel free to make fun of me here.

...but...

...aren't we all guilty of mere false pre-conceptions?

I see you've stumbled onto my user page. Interesting.

I hope you enjoy your stay, although I'm left questioning exactly what is your purpose here? Did I offend you in a forum post? Did I say something of interest? Do you hate people whose names start with a "J" and end with an "ayblin"?

I'll never know what it is you crazy kids find so damn amusing. Always posting what happened in your day of school to the BBS, expecting everyone to care that you touched a girl's breast, or got into a fight with a trendy bastard, or are shunned from everyone else believing it's everyone else's fault for being so incompetent.

Anyway, you should be doing some homework. I think your mother will be very upset seeing you here.

*This post has not been approved by Squidward Tentacles*

Seriously, why are you even here? Do your fucking homework. SOMETHING.